Thunder on sale

*THUNDER FOR SALE!!!*



Are you heartbroken?
Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after
giving him your virginity and you need to send
thunder to fire his destiny?

Did your father tell you to go and Wear your
slippers when you were still a kid, and just as you
got inside and came back he had disappeared
and you want small thunder to fire him? Just small one.

That your uncle that collected your account
number 4 times but has never sent you money,
do you need a little portion of our thunder to fire him and his account number?

That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to
and she replied you with K... Do you want to
send thunder to strike her thumb?

That girl that you have spent time, energy and
money on that you asked out and she told you
she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to
send her one small thunder via email?

Your dreams have finally come true because here at the *THUNDER COMPANY* we are here to fulfill your
dreams.

You can now send thunder to various people who
have offended you.
We have very specially prepared thunders for
your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups
every morning, some of them are soaked in
petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in
the sambisa forest.

We have different kinds of thunders for different
purposes...
Including the Heartbroken
Thunders.
The type that will confuse the person's love life.

Please order your thunders now at affordable
prices.

* *Heavy Thunder*--#1000
* *Medium Thunder*--#750
* *Small Thunder*--#500
* *Tiny Thunder*--#200
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If we don't care for you, who will?

NB: No negotiations.😏😏😏⚡⚡⚡