The Call For Eterni...
Saturday, July 23, 2016
God's Names
Please permit me to introduce my Father to you. He is:
1. Wonderful
2. Counsellor
3. Prince of Peace
4. Eternal Rock of Ages
5. King of Glory
6. Mighty God
7. King of kings
8. Lord of lords
9. Lord of hosts
10. Lily of the valley
11. Healer
12. Deliverer
13. Provider
14. Creator
15. Potter
16. Day Star
17. Cornerstone
18. Prophet of all prophets
19. Saviour
20. I AM THAT I AM
21. Wisdom of...
Drunkmens
Who among these 3 drunkards is more
drunk?
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*1..after drinking he* *went inside the hotel's** *rest room to urinate and on entering**the* *toilet*, he* *saw the reflection of* *himself on the mirror* *and shouted* *"Oh,*
*sorry, somebody is*
*even here".*
*OR*
*2..After drinking, he got up and started searching for his phone all around. He puts on the phones' torch light* *(the...
Madness
A pilot was told to transfer mad people from a city to another city. He agreed and carried them in his plane.
Every place was so noisy.
During the flight, one of the mad men approached the pilot and said "pls can you teach me how to fly the aeroplane"?
The pilot replied, I will teach you how to fly if you will tell your friends to stop making noise (knowing that he can't do it).
The mad man went...
20 funny truths
1) When a guy open a car door for a girl,
is either the girl is new or the car is new.
(2) A guy asked u for sex and u asked,
"Do u Love me?". What do u expect him
to say, or Are U a LEARNER ?
(3) Half naked girls are hot,while well
dressed girls are beautiful. Hell is hot,
while heaven is beautiful. the choice is
yours.
(4)You have been engaged to him for 4
years and no wedding is forth coming.
Please...
Fake soldiers
I slapped a soldier today ............and he ran away. That's how I knew he was fake.
Please let's join hands and expose the fake soldiers in town.
How?
By Slapping them...
Be Wise
U saw him in a whatsapp group
•U check his dp.
•He Drives A Range Rover Sport 2015.
.He is handsome.
•he chat u.
•U reply,all excited.
•U'l want 2 hook up.
•U set a date.
•U dress up dat Legging Wit No underwear.
•smell gud.
•U put on a make up - fresh breath & new weave.
•He takes u 4 lunch @ Hotel Africana.
•He Takes u 4 Drinks At Nandos.
•U 2 av a gud time.
•He rubs ur hand,
•Makes u laugh,
•Gives...